A former speedster forced to use a walker just to make his way across the room, Swifty is the grump of the group. Wise in his own way, Swifty is largely ignored because of his abrasive attitude and behavior. He positively hates Jerry, for mostly unknown reasons. Not-so-secretly, the only person who has been able to elicit any sort of affection from Swifty is Star Maiden. Swifty also suffers from a constant need of sleep, a condition alleviated only by exposure to Space Pig Urine (or S.P.U.), which the Space Pig is reluctant to give up.
Also, Swifty’s future self is known to pop up now and again with warnings against future calamities.
Powers: Super speed of both body and mind
Real Name: Gordon Jones
Other aliases: The Quick Quentin of Jessup County
